LIVE AND DIRECT FROM PHILLY!

FOR SHANE

2009-06-03T05:34:00.001-04:00

Art Blakey drum solo

2009-05-23T02:16:00.003-04:00

Gadgets Musical Suit

2009-05-23T02:16:00.001-04:00

bitsy

2009-02-05T15:42:00.001-05:00

Shaq swears on live TV

2009-01-17T03:41:00.001-05:00

Notorious B.I.G. - One More Chance @ Martin TV Show

2009-01-16T20:02:00.001-05:00

Martin - Blow, Baby, Blow featuring Notorious B.I.G. part 1

2009-01-16T19:55:00.001-05:00

Childrens' Hospital - NOW PLAYING on TheWB.com!

2008-12-31T16:50:00.001-05:00

Foreigner in Indian Call Center (funny as hell!)

2008-10-14T10:22:00.001-04:00

Zach Galifianakis interviews Michael Cera

2008-09-24T16:36:00.001-04:00

A Vodka Movie by Zach Galifianakis, Tim and Eric

2008-09-24T16:27:00.001-04:00

ATL Hoodrat aka SOULJA GIRL REMIX!!!

2008-09-10T16:56:00.001-04:00

this is my last remix post of the crazy girl on a marta train.

Beastie Boys - Sure Shot

2008-09-10T06:02:00.001-04:00

SOULJA GIRL REMIX CRANK DAT MARTA TRAIN - LUDACHRIST

2008-09-09T18:28:00.001-04:00

you thought that last update was good! how about this?!?!

SOULJA GIRL MOM SPEAKS

2008-09-08T15:56:00.001-04:00

Skee-Lo - I Wish

2008-09-08T14:02:00.001-04:00

Crazy girl on train (with funny subtitles)

2008-09-07T13:33:00.001-04:00

Worst Rap Battle Ever

2008-07-23T17:02:00.001-04:00

some pics and shit

2008-07-18T14:20:00.003-04:00

to alison - Here's your post. Life is good. (LOL)
to jimmy - Happy Birthday big/lil' bro
to shane - words cannot express the pain i feel everyday we are apart
to elliot - fuck you
to mom and dad - thanks for the tastey cakes and Birch Beer
to guitar hero - please leave me alone

The Pineapple Express (Trailer) -2008

2008-06-05T17:26:00.001-04:00

Madcon

2008-05-22T15:11:00.001-04:00

adam sandler - somebody kill me please

2008-04-23T03:37:00.001-04:00

I'm Old Gregg

2008-04-21T13:14:00.001-04:00

REGGAE SPRING FEST

2008-04-21T04:01:00.002-04:00

mad fun, junior reid is the man.

Triumph

2008-03-31T21:41:00.001-04:00

Arizona Photo Enforcement Speed Traps

2008-03-27T12:53:00.003-04:00

I got caught speeding in an AZ Photo Speed Trap, like 5 blocks from my house in Tempe. Mind you i was in the middle of picking my nose.

tracy morgan - def jam.standupcomedy

2008-03-19T15:57:00.001-04:00

tracy morgan used to be the shit, he still is but his old shit was bomb.

Tracy Morgan in Blackass

2008-03-19T15:47:00.001-04:00

Natural blues - Moby

2008-03-19T15:37:00.001-04:00

National Spelling Bee. WARNING BAD LANGUAGE, IF YOURE A NOOB DONT LISTEN TO THIS.

2008-03-15T00:30:00.001-04:00

Michel Gondry Solves a Rubiks Cube with his Nose

2008-03-12T19:24:00.001-04:00

Del tha funkee homosapien - If you must

2008-03-12T19:00:00.001-04:00

update on my life

2008-03-11T14:12:00.003-04:00

Well life is sweet as usual. Finally got another job. I am working at a sushi joint as a backwaiter/straight hustla. My days are filled with long scooter rides, classes, and so much mexican food i could die. I feel like an explorer. I have never seen most of the things i see in my day... meth heads, skateparks on every corner, a lot of beans (Shane), Arizona State Tail, this place has everything you could really need. I am so glad i made this decision and moved out here. no regrets son! did i forget to mention the amount of time i spend with the dogs. GOD, THEY LOVE ME!

ALSO FOR SHANE

2008-03-05T15:02:00.001-05:00

FOR SHANE

2008-03-05T15:01:00.001-05:00

possibly the worst/best music video ever made

2008-03-05T14:58:00.001-05:00

PEEP THIS SON!

You're Late!

2008-02-25T22:13:00.001-05:00

HAHAHA

TUPAC AND THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD

2008-02-25T21:11:00.001-05:00

WAIT TIL 1:40

MacBook Air Parody

2008-02-23T16:24:00.001-05:00

Sausage Egg and Cheese McMuffin = 1$ at McDonalds

2008-02-13T22:57:00.005-05:00

so its like 9 here and im just sitting back havin a couple bingers when i got to thinkin' hey why not update that thing i used to update regularly when i ruled. well now theres no shane, no parents up the street, no two lane highways, no non-spicy McChicken sandwiches, Not too much grass, no pine trees, no middleswarth bbq chips. thats all that have to complain about really just lifes little things you know, friends, family, food. Oh well because i have gotten new good things in my life...

EXAMPLES

1. Sausage Egg and Cheese McMuffin = 1$ at McDonalds
This is a major step up I can't even express how awesome it is having this on the dollar menu. Its really a step up.

2. Skate Parks out the ass. Seriously I have seen like 10 skate parks since i've been here. its crazy.

3. Fili "fuckin" b(u)erto's....... FIliberto's is seriously the most delicious mexican fast food money can buy, and the name is fucking great!

4. Scooter - I have a scooter dammit. it is the most fun ever. every time i ride on it i think about Kat Bean making an ass out of herself in the CASA parking lot.

5. It's warm a lot

6. theres palm trees and cactus.

7. I get to play with Bitsy and Bella. The two best dogs ever.

Thats all i care to list now. although it's pretty dope theres a store with nike sb's only like 4 blocks from the crib. Phoenix is a lot of fun. I was uneasy at first now it's great. later ya'll.

Notorious B.I.G - Sky's The Limit (Best Quality)

2008-01-30T02:57:00.001-05:00

well jesus. i live 2400 miles away now.

2008-01-30T01:27:00.000-05:00

so yeah shits been real good. i can't explain how much fun the west is. i feel like john wayne but like a not dead wayne, you got me. i have been having a great time here and it's becoming the time of my life (thanks to my love). i do however miss my good buddy shane. although theres a million people here i find myself comparing them all to shane. but they all fall short of the bar shane set. but fuck that asshole. heres some pics to show how fucking awesome i am.

did i mention hookers?

asian hookers?

CHRISTMAS WAS THE SHIT THIS YEAR THANKS TO MIA + THE FAMLAY!

2007-12-27T10:12:00.000-05:00

This just goes to show you why you're the best girl ever. Obviously you are a catch, I'm glad I locked that down. AZ on Wednesday, SHANE AND I MIGHT DIE on the drive out but we will see. Classes start 22nd. After all that, GRAND HUSTLE BABY!

Kenna - Freetime

2007-12-20T21:22:00.001-05:00

A Guy Sold his $1700 PS3 on eBay for $1... GIVE ME A BREAK!

2007-12-18T14:58:00.001-05:00

Frank Zappa Interview by Pennsylvania Cop 1981 1of4 you and find 2, 3, and 4.

2007-12-18T14:45:00.001-05:00

TROEGS COMMERCIAL

2007-12-18T14:41:00.001-05:00

MIA

2007-12-17T16:45:00.001-05:00

I've been waiting for this....

2007-12-13T16:02:00.000-05:00

Mia, it has been 3 months since i have seen your beautiful face. I never thought long distance could work ever... until I met you. You make everyday better and your not even here for me to thank. You really filled the void. I have always wanted to use void in a sentence, never enough opportunities to use void really. Anyways, you really are the one for me. With you and me side by side we are the best team ever, and SHANE, you are not such a good team mate as a matter a fact I hate you like 1,000 fires in hell. just kidding, but seriously, i hate you. MIA, when we are finally together tomorrow it will be the best feeling ever, almost as good as the feeling I felt when I knew you were it. Almost as good as the feeling of when you wake up in the morning and you really have to pee, and it's killing you, then you go pee and you're all like "ahhh, that is good" I love you babe, see you tomorrow.

EMBARCO DUNK MIDS!

2007-12-06T11:31:00.000-05:00

CUSTOM 07' DUNKS + PEACOCK BIRFDAY DUNKS

2007-12-06T00:38:00.001-05:00

saw this a couple weeks ago but i forgot to post.

2007-12-04T15:45:00.000-05:00

edit: i also went online today and typed "cleaning suede shoes"
question: why does the internet make life so god damn easy?

IN THE STUDIO!

2007-12-03T12:51:00.000-05:00

Thom Yorke - Videotape

2007-12-01T12:40:00.001-05:00

ZEITGEIST MOVIE

2007-12-01T12:30:00.000-05:00

www.zeitgeistmovie.com

OH MY GOD.

2007-11-19T11:43:00.001-05:00

2007-11-18T14:20:00.001-05:00

Joanna Newsom - Peach, Plum, Pear

2007-11-15T00:41:00.001-05:00

more for mia

2007-11-14T14:20:00.000-05:00

Light Graffiti and Wide Angle Shots

2007-11-14T01:44:00.001-05:00

This is for Mia.

This is why I love this man.
no homo.

Jovana Sarver: for Joanna Newsom

2007-11-13T11:46:00.001-05:00

Oh Susquehanna High...

2007-11-12T09:56:00.001-05:00

2007-11-09T00:50:00.000-05:00

bff's

2007-11-07T19:23:00.000-05:00

2007-11-06T00:59:00.000-05:00

This is good.

HEIMA

2007-11-06T00:56:00.000-05:00

i knew this post was a mistake.

i see you seein me seein you seein me seein you seein me seein you seein me seein you

2007-10-29T16:19:00.000-04:00

sleeping on your lunch break...

today.

2007-10-29T01:53:00.000-04:00

Couple months ago / today

2007-10-27T13:30:00.000-04:00

well its official.

2007-10-26T10:43:00.001-04:00

i am officially going to kill myself if i don't see you soon.
i am so tired of not being next to you. i miss you so much
and hopefully you miss me too. i'm trying to think of the
actual point where i fell in love with you and i'm pretty
sure it was the day you went to sonic with AJ and Shane
and I being the creepy people we are, drove to ephrata
to meet you there. I remember your cute little smile you
always gave me when you were still trying to get me wrapped
around your finger. haha, im not whipped. you bring me more
joy than anyone ever has. every girl i've ever spoken with
combined can't compare to the feeling you give me when
i see your beautiful smile. I remember the first time i got you
flowers and put them on the seat of your car behind isaac's
it took you forever to go see them but seeing you smile was
well worth any wait. OR how about when we used to wake up
and i would have 1/8 of the bed and you would be sprawled
out taking up the other 7/8 with your eagle spread arms.
that pissed me off kind of.. but anyways. you are always there
for me when i need you even if i am just being a little bitch
with petty problems haha, and i am always here for you.
I remember when you dropped two containers of cherry
tomatoes on the floor in the walk in and you said "PHIL,
something happened and i can't handle it." Oh how cute
are you? Im pretty sure when you do get here it will be pretty
difficult for you not to love me especially once you see your
gift i got you. Its the dedication i had in buying this gift
that i know we will love each other forever. you're
perfect for me.
i love you.

oh babe...

2007-10-19T12:21:00.001-04:00

Oh babe...
You are so perfect in every way.
I never want anything else but you(and my mac)
You are exactly what I have been looking for in life.
You give me meaning, and a reason to try harder everyday.
I look forward to a very fulfilled life with you.
I love you so much.

-philly fresh

(and if any of you mother fuckers who read this say anything about me being soft...ILL CUT YOU LIKE THE FISH YOU ARE)